I found this MASTERPIECE piece of bathroom graffiti at a bar the other night:

Wow

1) The gangsta lean

2) You spent at least 30 minutes on something that was probably buffed a week later

3) You are what you write - A GOOF

4) You painted on a metal partition but wish you had painted on bricks

5) You spent all that time and waisted your mops and the fill came out like that?

6) This was painted at a 21+ bar not in a middle school gym's bathroom

7) You definitely kinged that bathroom buddy

8) I hope those brick layers got fired

9) Had I been working security and caught you doing that, I would have shook your hand and bought you a drink

10) You must have been real high off those fumes leaving the bathroom. Then again, you had to have been high to come up with something this great.